hay... happy trip sa sarili ko... just want to shout my gudbyes.. gudbye adelaide gudbye frends gudbye parents gudbye push(our cat) gudbye little forest(our garden) gudbye computer gudbye junior(my baby) gudbye car ni mama(cant drive in phils) gudbye free buses gudbye city gudbye shopping gudbye weather gudbye beaches gudbye makeup gudbye to all i do here.. gudbyeeeee... anddddddddd hello philippines hello manila hello tropik hello friends hello family hello kids hello mga inaanak hello bestfriends hello old school classmates hello jeepney hello taxi hello buses hello pollution hello weather hello christmas and new year hello fireworks hello one two see hello tambay hello 24hour shops hello seven eleven hello donut hello tilapia hello ripe mangoes hello bagoong helllllllooooo to all i used to do in phils.. and especially hello to mah one and only boo boo(whos currently in cebu now..) ..heloooooooooooooooooooo

Do you ever catch yourself turning around when someone says "Psssst!!!?" Or what about saying "Aray!" instead of ouch? Or better yet, do you own a karaoke system? Well, if these things apply to you, then you're probably true to your Filipino roots. So, why don't you browse around and see what it means to be a true Filipino? If you find yourself laughing and catch a glimpse of yourself in these entry, then I have done my job. The purpose "You Know You're Filipino If..." is to pay tribute to all that is Filipino.

"YOU KNOW YOU'RE FILIPINO IF..."

1. You're related to everyone. (hehehe LoL...)
2. Your middle name is your mother's maiden name. (oppss.. sino bang hinde?)
3. Your parents call each other "Mommy" and "Daddy." (not my parents.. )
4. You have uncles and aunts named "Boy," "Girlie," or "Baby." (not all my aunts and uncles.. hmf )
5. You have relatives whose nicknames consist of repeated syllables like "Jun-Jun," , "Ling-Ling," and "Mon-Mon." (kind of..)
6. You call the parents of your friends and your own parents' friends "Tito" and "Tita." (hehe.. yeah rite...)
7. You have four or five names. (well.. thats true!)
8. You greet your elders by touching their hands to your forehead. (not all filoz do this times..)
9. You always kiss your relatives on the cheek whenever you enter or leave the room. (nah ah... not me)
10. You follow your parents' house rules even if you are over 18. (hehehe... grabeh)
11. You live with your parents until and at times even after you're married. (hahaha... TRUE!)
12. You make your children sing and dance to amuse your friends and relatives. (that happens to me before)
13. Your house has a distinctive aroma. (hihihi..filo is filo.. what can i say? huh?)
14. You decorate your living room wall with your family's framed diplomas and plaques. (LoL)
15. You decorate your dining room wall with a picture of the "Last Supper." (date..)
16. You keep your furniture wrapped in plastic or covered with blankets. (not plastics... maybe the sofa with blankets.. and dats all.. this is back in phils.. aight?)
17. You have a Sto. Nino shrine in your living room. (in phils.. we dont.. hir? in my muma's rum)
18. You keep a fly swatter in your kitchen. (hekhek)
19. Your kitchen table has a vinyl tablecloth. (op corz)
20. You recycle shopping bags as garbage bags. (sometimes.. what else can u do with ur shopping bags.. )
21. You have a piano that no one plays. (no we dont.. actually we do but those are pretty old and there wrecked by now..)
22. You keep a tabo in your bathroom. (op corzz.. pano ka maghuhugas ng pwet.. kahit may tissue.. its still yucky if you wont wash ur bum..)
23. You own a barrel man from Baguio (Schwing!). (am not sure)
24. You use Vicks Vapor rub as an insect repellant. (dont know)
25. You have ageless skin, thanks to the high humidity of the tropics. (proud!)
26. You eat with your hands. (not always)
27. You eat more than three times a day. (hekhek.. pero payat pa rin)
28. You think a meal is not a meal without rice. (ahuh? u really think so? awwww)
29. You use your fingers to measure the water you need to cook rice. (nah..)
30. You eat your meal using a spoon and fork. (yeah.. most of the times here we use fork and knife)
31. You cut your meat with a spoon or fork. (hahaha.. that sounds pretty tough)
32. You think sandwiches are snacks, not meals. (haha it is.. right? )
33. You feed all your visitors. (you need too.. noone has a chance..)
34. You always cook too much. (not me.. am not really good in cooking)
35. Your dining table has a merry-go-round (lazy Susan) in the middle. (da fuck? dont know.. goszhh)
36. You bring baon to work everyday.(not work.. but in school.. yes? maybe from time to time..)
37. You keep your stove covered in aluminum foil when not in use. (LoL no way.. hihihi)
38. You wash and re-use plastic utensils, styrofoam cups, and aluminum wrappers. (my muma does)
39. Your pantry is never without Spam, Vienna sausage, corned beef, and sardines. (...)
40. You love to eat daing or tuyo. (its yummy!!! umm i want it.. pramiz!?)
41. You prop up one knee while eating. (we cant.. maynamamalo.. hihi)
42. You eat your meal with patis, toyo, suka, banana catsup, or bagoong. (of courze.. its boring without them sauces..)
43. Your tablecloths are stained with toyo circles. (hahaha LoL)
44. You love sticky desserts and salty snacks. (yeah... )
45. You eat fried Spam and hot dogs with rice. (hahaha for breakfast? yummmmmm)
46. You eat mangoes with rice--with great GUSTO! (YUM!!!!)
47. You love "dirty" ice cream. (NOT REALLY!!)
48. You love to eat, yet often manage to stay slim. (uhuh.. of courze.. sexy mga pinay noh!)
49. You grab a toothpick after every meal. (i have to.. with my braces on, of course..)
50. When dining out, you always fight over who will pay for dinner. (LoL ganun!?)
51. You put hot dogs in your spaghetti. (yes!)
52. Everything you eat is sauted in garlic, onion, and tomatoes. (ung iba lang... xsaj naman yan..)
53. You order a "soft drink" instead of soda. (hahaha.. fuck soda!)
54. You eat rice for breakfast. (sometimes)
55. You hang a rosary on your car's rear view mirror. (hehehe... wala na car ko... car crashed..
56. You get together with family at a cemetery on All Saint's Day to eat, drink, and tell
stories by your loved ones' graves. (haha... old ones do..)
57. You play cards or mahjong and drink beer at funeral wakes. (cardss? yeah!)
58. You think Christmas season begins in October and ends in January. (hahaha.. thats what i love in filz..)
59. You make the sign of the cross before take-offs and after landings and every time you
pass by a church. (used to.. il try doing it again)
60. Your second piece of luggage is a balikbayan box. (hahaha ganun.. saj naman..)
61. You've mastered the art of packing a suitcase to double capacity. (haha ganun!?)
62. You are standing next to eight boxes at the airport. (not really!?)
63. You collect items from airlines, hotels, and restaurants as "souvenirs." (my muma does..)
64. You feel obligated to give pasalubong to all your friends and relatives each time you
return from a trip. (yeah.. dyan ako namumblema this past few weeks.. but its all done now..)
65. You can't make a purchase without haggling. (hihi)
66. You use paper foot outlines when buying shoes for friends and relatives. (nah...not my style)
67. You're a fashion victim. (hehehe.. gozhh everyone is...)
68. You point with your lips. (hehe.. filo style)
69. You can convey 30 messages with your facial expression. (hahaha)
70. You greet one another by raising your eyebrows or tossing your head. (used to)
71. You hold your palms together in front of you and say "excuse, excuse" when you pass
in between people or in front of the TV. (YEAHHHHH!)
72. You scratch your head when you don't know an answer to a question. (LoL...) every laugh got its own meaning..)
73. You smile all the time for no reason. (hehe.. ako....)
74. You ask for the bill at a restaurant by making a rectangle in the air. (never ask one before..)
75. You cover your mouth when you laugh. (minsan.. )
76. You respond to a "Hoy!" or a "Pssst!" in a crowd. (minsan..)
77. You'll answer "Malapit lang!"--no matter the distance--when asked how far away a
place is located. (haha si bayaw..pero sa kanya "malayo pa"..)
78. You prefer to Mercedes Benz as "chedeng." (nah.. not meh)
79. Goldilocks is more than a fairy tale character to you. (hahaha.. no shittt!)
80. You refer to power interruptions as "brownouts." (hehehe .. what else could it be? yeah!)
81. You love to use the following acronyms: CR for comfort room, DI for dance instructor,
DOM for dirty old man, TNT for tago nang tago, KJ for kill joy, KSP for kulang sa
pansin, OA for over-acting, TL for true love, BF for boyfriend and GF for girlfriend. (TRUE! all them..)
82. You're always late for events and parties. (haha... pa VIP)
83. You say "rubber shoes" instead of sneakers, "ball pen" instead of pen, "stockings" in
stead of pantyhose, "pampers" instead of diapers, "ref" or "prijider" instead of
refrigerator, "Colgate" instead of toothpaste, "canteen" instead of cafeteria, and "open"
or "close" instead of turn on or turn off (as in the lights). (hehe.. yup!)
84. You always leave your shoes or slippers outside the doorstep. (minsan...)
85. You use an umbrella for shade on hot summer days. (sa pinas..)
86. You prefer sitting in the shade instead of basking in the sun. (syempre.. sino ba naman gusto umopo sa init.. mga puti lang..)
87. You can sing and dance at a drop of a hat. (hekhek nakanang..)
88. You like everything imported or "state-side." (hekhek.. wala namang pinagkakaiba eh...really!?)
89. You love ballroom dancing, bowling, pusoy, mah jong, billiards, and karaoke. (dirty dancing maybe?)
90. You hang your clothes out to dry in a laundry line. (hekhek)
91. You middle name is your mother's maiden name. (yup!)
92. You have a relative who is a nurse. (yeah..)
93. When you're in a restaurant, you wipe your plate and utensils before using them. (minsan..)
94. You can squeeze 15 passengers into your five seater car without a second thought. (illegal here man..)
95. You have carpet runners in your house. (yeah..)
96. You wave a pom-pom on a stick around the food to keep the flies away. (LoL.. nyeh!?)
97. You find dried morsels of rice stuck to your shirt. (ay tinatamad na ako.. its gettin really boring.. watEVA!)
98. You always ring a doorbell twice, assuming that the first ring was not heard. (watEVA!)
99. You let the phone ring twice before answering, lest you appear overly eager.(watEVA!)
100. You laughed at every single one of these statements and couldn't believe how true
they are! (watEVA!)

oh my gosh.. bukas nako uuwi ng pinas.. i feel nervous but half of me is excited... hirap ng mixed emotions.. ansakit sa joga.. hihi anong kinalaman nun.. well.. anywaz.. namili lang kami ng mga chocolates ngayon.. den we said our gudbyes to some of our friends.. im going away with mah sistah anyway.. then kumain kami sa labas.. and now.. nothing.. 1 am na kami nakaauwe.. im tired... so damn tired.. anywayz paguwi namen i dont know kung makakapag type up pako ng entries here.. i hope i can para unforgettable ung everyday natatagal ko sa pinas.. so gotto go kasi kelangan ko pa tulungan sis ko magayuz ng room.. seeyah guyz laters... byeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee... sana makatulog ako ng maaga.. hihihi.. muah!

wala naman masyadong nanyare.. kanina umaga amboring tapos dumating sis ko tapos si bayaw.. kung sansan kami pumunta kasi dami utos ni mother.. tapos mga bandang 1.30 a.m or something si mama trip magluto ng oyster.. kumain kami tapos si bayaw nakakita ng spider... ay ang saya pala manood ng spider.. meron na akong fav. spider name: "red" motto: "im not a fighter, im a lover".. nung una playing dead sya tapos nung ginalit namin ni bayaw ang sigla na.. pero ayaw nila maglaban.. kung kucompare sya sa pinas ung sa pinas naglalaban talaga pero di pa ko nakakapanood tapos ung dito naman masyadong colourful tapos it takes time bago maglaban.. tapos ano pa ansaya eto naman si mama contrabida trip nya kausapin ko ung andrew sa radio na parati nyang kinukulet.. tapos ayun na nga kinausap ko... i was talking bullshit... tapos habang nikakausap ko ung andrew ung mind ko naka concentrate parin dun sa gagamba kaya kung ano ano pinagsasabi ko.. gosh nakakahiya... hiha... wala lang.. puyat na naman ako.. forgot to share.. nagimpake na nga pala kami ngayon for our to "THE PHILIPPINES" on this fucking saturday... ansaya! YEHeY!!! its 3.53.. di pa rin ako inaantok... baka naman may advise kayo dyan.. ayaw ko ng sleeping pills ha... grrrrr

di ako nakapaginternet... pano masyado kong nilibang sarili ko kasi... problema sa lovelife... puchang lovelife kong toh... nakakabadtrip.... nalaman kong its all my fault pero bandang huli parang sya na naman may kasalanan na parang ako... ang guloooooooo... dami kong nagawa kasi galit ako sa kanya.. i wish wala na lang muna kaming communication para maka pag move on ako ... wala lang... i mizz him so much.. duh! about dun sa oras ng tulog ko? same shit... wala paring maaga.. kawawa naman ako!!!!!! hayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy....

nakakainis alam nyo ba.. boo boo told me hes gonna txt me and go online yesterday right? but he didn't i didnt go out coz he said he was gonna go on net.. but he didn't.. he didnt even bother to send me msg sayin hes not goin online.. i was waiting.. that shit.. nakakainis.. hmF.. anyway.. i slept pretty early last night.. the earliest which is around 7.30 pm afta i drop mama to her work.. then mama rung me around 9 or something.. gosh she wants me to pick her up.. man.. kala ko mabribreak ko na ung record.. so then i end up sleeping around 3 or 4 am.. thats heaps bad.. yeah so then mah friend michelle rung this morning.. what time? 11 am.. she reminded me that we are supposed to be going to THEBARTON to enrol.. anyways.. the enrolment was closed since yesterday.. so i didnt do anything at all.. i just drove to the city then i met mama there and we went shopping to buy chocolates.. oo nga pala.. gosh.. bibisita ako ng pinas... sa saturday.. ansaya... HIHIHIHI.. wala lang.. hehe.. mixed feelings ako ngayon... anyways.. i miss boo boo so much..

hay... super energetic ako ngayon.. nagtatatablingtabling.. gulong gulong.. mostly sayawan.. un trip ko ngayon eh.. guess what? mas maaga ako natulog ngayon.. 6 ng umaga pero i dont whats got into me .. parang napaka energetic ko...maybe because i heard mah boo boo's voice .. such a great feeling.. i missed him heaps .. aniwayz we played counterstrike.. then we bounce afta 1 hour and chill at mah room.. ayun.. masaya.. not much really pero atleast i went out today.. so yeah.. i think this is it.. hihihi bLeH!

Eto.. masaya na boring.. pumunta dito barkada namen.. natulog ako ng 3 am nagising ako ng 1.30 pm.. tapos pag kagising ko nagtoothbrush ako then upo kagad sa trono ko.. nagkakalikot kalikot ng tabulas.. tapos ng friendster.. ayun.. tapos naligo then we watched basketball game.. the opponent players are so aggresive.. kinda bit annoying game.. then we danced in the room... anywayz i got some pictures from the birthday party that i was talkin about before... soooo i think thats it for now... magbabasa na lang ulit ako ng pocketbook.. i hope il sleep early tonight.. sana may mag suggest kung anong magandang gawin para makatulog ako ng maaga.. sana lang.. huh!

ow well.. last night i slept around 5 am.. and wake up around 2 pm.. so yeah.. i didnt had time to go out.. but we cleaned up the garden today afternoon.. sakit na nga ng balakang ko eh.. then my step-brother,Sam, taught me to drive manual.. its pretty hard i can say compare to automatic.. so yeah.. afta i decided to edit my tabulas.. its not really finish yet but i want to finish editing mah tabulas before my holiday in phils.. i wont be able to touch my tabulas when i go to phils i think... hay ayun .. thats it for now.. babu! holla back later..

hay nako.. eto na nga.. eto na nga yung sinasabi ni ate juvy saking tabulas na uso ngayon sa pinas... wala lang trip ko lang gumawa ng tabulas ngayon kasi wala ako magawa.. wala kaming magawa dalawa ni ate juvy.. kasi di kami naglakwatsa ngayon dahil kahapon pumunta kami ng biday party.. i got drunk so i went crazy as hell.. i was fully dancing.. tribal pa ha.. pucha after the party gosh.. ansakit ng buong katawan ko especially my legs.. anywayz afta nung party we played counter strike.. can u believe that shit? so then i have to hide on the back seat coz we only got 1 car for all 6 of us to fit.. gosh i felt heaps sick afta.. but anyways about my first tabulas.. seriously i dont even know what the fuck tabulas means.. but anyway who cares.. anyways while i was creating my own shit here in tabulas.. i thought trip lang siguro ako ni mama.. so annoying man.. sabi ba naman ni mama.."joma..anak anong ginagawa mo? ow... anong pinanonood mo? anak can u come with me outside just for a minute?" i stared at her. "second?" sabi ko "mamaya na lang mama.. pagtapos ng pinanonood ko" then shes like "papakita ko lang ung kaibigan ko nung wala pa kayo.." i guessed "star?" sabi nya.."i believe in stars.. nung tinanong ko nga ung star kung makakapunta kayo dito.. nagtago sya sa ulap so it means hindi pa muna pero bago kayo makapunta dito ang ganda.. kakaiba.." oh my gosh gusto ko na lang sabihin oo na mama tama na pero di na lang ako nagsalita.. then sabi ko "trip moko ngayon mama noh? sige na nga tara na.." tapos sabi nya nung nasa labas na kami.. "ay wala na.. andito sya kanina eh.." parang sinisisi pa ko.. nakakabadtrip.. tapos nung nasa loob na ko tinawag ulit ako sabi nya.."bunso, andito na pala..." sus so annoying man.. fuckkkk... pero anyways.. nung natulog na sya dun na ko ng type neto.. wala lang.. ayun lang.. gudnyt pipols... switdrims muah! :*